10 More Pickup Lines That Don’t Work

1. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go up to my room and spread the word.
2. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
3. My name’s not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.
4. (lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
5. Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
6. Stick with me baby and I’ll buy you rocks as big as diamonds
7. Being a multimillionaire really doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
8. Hi, my name is Milk and I will do your body good
9. What color lipstick is that? I’ve never kissed that color.
10. If I could only be with you in my dreams, I would sleep forever.

NOTE I HAVE NOT EMPIRICALLY TESTED THESE OUT PERSONALLY