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Category: Twisted Theology

Becoming God

“[Mormon forefathers] believed, as we do now, that plural (i.e. polygamous) marriages is one of the experiences you should have to become like God, who has more than one wife himself.”

– Anne Wilde, mormon author

Posted on November 7, 2001October 27, 2017 by mrnotsoPosted in Twisted TheologyLeave a comment

Origins of Evil

“In the beginning, God created man with free-will so he may choose between good and evil. There was only one catch. God made a big point of not giving man the knowledge to distinguish good from evil. He gave that to the apples. Man, not being an apple predictable stumbled upon evil.”

– from www.bettybowers.com the website of a superior christian

Posted on March 4, 2001October 27, 2017 by mrnotsoPosted in Twisted TheologyLeave a comment

Scenes from a Sunday School Class

Actually said in a Sunday school class:
Teacher: It is possible to fall into the sin of adultery with all your senses.
Student: How do you commit adultery with your nose?
Teacher: (stunned silence)
P.S. If any of you have a plausible answer I’d be interested because my depraved mind can’t think of anything feasible?
Posted on November 12, 2000October 26, 2017 by mrnotsoPosted in Twisted TheologyLeave a comment

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