Why This is a black Day in History

1285 – Philip III of France died of the plague.
1450 – Jews are expelled from Lower Bavaria by order of Ludwig IX
1796 – Spain declared war on Britain in the Napoleonic Wars.
1813 – Tecumseh Native American leader dies.
1859 – An arsonist sets fire inside New York City’s iron and glass Crystal Palace, the most presitigious museum in the U.S. at the time. It burns to the ground, causing $2M damage and destroying thousands of priceless artifacts.
1864 – Calcutta, India almost totally destroyed by a cyclone – 60,000 die
1864 – Battle of Allatoona, 1/3 of Union troops die repulsing the South
1877 – After marching for more than 1,400 miles and confronting 2,000 US soldiers along the way, Chief Joseph surrendered with starving remnant of Nez Perce people.
1892 – The Dalton Gang are all killed.
1930 – The British airship R101 crashed on its first flight at Allonne, near Beauvais, France, killing 48 of its 54 passengers.
1942 – German engineer Herman Graebe witnesses a Nazi mass execution in the Ukraine.
1942 – America’s ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’, George M. Cohan, died at age 64.
1954 – Blaming “conflicting career demands” for the breakup of their 9-month marriage, screen actress Marilyn Monroe filed suit for divorce in Santa Monica, California, against baseball star Joe DiMaggio on grounds of mental cruelty
1954 – Hurricane Hazel hits Eastern US
1970 – Anwar Sadat was nominated to succeed Gamal Abdel Nasser as president of Egypt.
1972 – Herbert Mullin first kills, to prevent earthquakes
1974
1986 – Iran-Contra Scandal breaks.
1989 – Former evengelist, Jim Bakker, was convicted by a jury in Norfolk, VA
1991 – Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch (with Loleatta Holloway) hit number one
1994 – Almost 50 members of the Order of the Solar Temple sect died in two suicide fires in Switzerland.
1998 – Infamous David Letterman stalker, Margaret Ray, age 46, committed suicide by kneeling in front of a train in Colorado.
1999 – In a move reminiscent of a strange combination of Nazi crimes committed against Gypsies and the postwar construction of the Berlin Wall, the town of Usti nad Labem in the Czech Republic begins construction of a wall to separate a portion of its Gypsy population away from more respectable folks.

October 5th is the United States most popular birth date. It seems that on average more people are born on this day than any other.an average of 12,576 people are born each year on the 5th of October and that some 968,000 Americans celebrate this day annually. It is nine monyhs after New Years Day.

Good Idea/Bad Idea II

Good Idea: Starting an intramural football league with your friends.
Bad Idea: Playing the games on Sunday during liturgy in church while wearing your tonia.

Good Idea: Getting a lot of vegetables in your diet.
Bad Idea: Considering ketchup and saurkraut from the bag adequate meal.

Good Idea: Help your friend move furniture.
Bad Idea: Helping your friend move furniture of a third friend without their knowledge.

Good Idea:Teaching the young deacons its wrong to sneak off and sleep during Bright Saturday Vigil.
Bad Idea: Leaving the young deacons tied up somewhere because they fell asleep during Bright Saturday Vigil and forgetting about them.

Tips for Living for Those with Impaired Self-Preservation Instincts

  • Never use a machete as a back-scratcher. (By the same token unless you live in the jungles you don’t need a machete)
  • You can not make an entire meal of sauerkraut straight from the bag.
  • A bow and arrows are for outdoor use only, especially if all the walls in your apartment are sheetrock.
  • If the bleeding hasn’t stopped in 30 minutes, you should seek a medical attention.
  • If the bleeding stopped but you can see bone or internal organs you should seek medical attention.
  • Even if you own sutures, its not advisable you do them yourself.
  • Expiration dates are not a suggestion.
  • It is best to refrain from eating things directly from the can.
  • Dishes should not need to become fungal cultures before washing.
  • Never when asked by a woman about her appearance answer in the negative.

Public Service Announcement

Songs to Avoid Playing on a First Date if You Want A Second (Not that I’d Know)

“Me So Horny” by Two Live Crew
“Closer” by Nine Inch Nails (you have to see the lyrics on the refrain)
“Treat Her like a Prostitute” by Slick Rick
“Prison Sex” by Tool
“My Girlfriend’s Girlfriend” by Type O Negative (or many others of their songs)
“Back that Thing Up” by Juvenile
“A Bitch iz A Bitch” by NWA

A Joke?

PASSENGERS AT Cairo airport were not able to exit the plane without police help. The reason for this was a fight between a Dutch, an Egyptian, a British and a Romanian over who should leave the plane first. (From Al Gumhurriya)

Its either the start of a great joke or a sad commentary on society