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Everyone remember that lovable Billy the Singing Bass and who can forget Travis Trout. Well we at the Not So Spiritual Shopping Network (NSSSN) had our crack engineering staff improve these wildly popular products. How, you ask, can we improve on perfection? By replacing the sound chip our expert engineers did the impossible. And now we at NSSSN proudly present Kyrillous the Cod and Mina Monkfish singing either Epouro or Aripsalin respectively. Get yours now in time for Christmas.

Coming soon, Karras the cymbal playing Clam to accompany Kyrillous the Cod and Mina Monkfish.