“Wit is educated insolence”

– Aristotle

You know things have gone horribly wrong with your sunday school class, when you find yourself coming to class more heavily armed each week.

For those who have seen Monty Python & the Holy Grail (one of the best movies ever) is it me or does God look alot like Pope Kyrillos VI.

Taking high school boys on a retreat is like “The Lord of the Flies” but without the loin clothes and conch shell.

“On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let’s see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.”

– Unknown

Its never ever a good sign when riding in a car with a priest and he suddenly starts driving very slow and staring at you in response to something you said.

God smiles down upon many with good fortune, as for me He smirks.

Recents studies have shown marathon running is bad for the heart by overstressing it and on the other hand drinking beer is good for the heart may even reduce risks of certain cancers.

You know how everyone says “May God reward you.”; well does the Church have a special office in charge of disbursements, where one can go to get an cash advance on his/her heavenly reward.

“Prolonged exposure to women causes mental disorientation and physical confusion.”

– from “Ed, Edd, & Eddy”