When speaking to someone (preferable someone who is an easy victim) throw in a nonsense word or phrase and use the word in all confidence and seriousness repeatedly in the conversation, making sure to always use it in the same context. You’ll be suprised how quickly that person picks up that and starts using that word. (if you lucky the word becomes widespread and you’ll have created new slang)
Category: How to be a Wiseass
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“When buying a pet and you want to have fun, ask the salesperson `So how do you cook it?’”
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Fun with Travelers
How to have fun with friends that travel by air alot:
Make a realistic sheet metal cut out of a hand gun (if you don’t have access to sheet metal or don’t know how to cut it, you can make a cardboard cutout and wrap it with a few layers of heavy duty aluminum foil.) Place it flat in your friends’ carry-on bag. Then take the friend to the airport and accompany him/her to the gate. When s/he sends their bag through the x-ray machine at the gate, zany hijinks will ensue. Be sure to conviently disappear before any federal agents show-up or your friend realize its you.
DISCLAIMER: Not really a smart thing to do.
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