1. So, whose your father of confession?
2. My agapia or yours?
3. Ash pe pekran, good looking. (for use on men) Ash te teran, good lookin. (for use on women) (knowledge of Coptic required for this one)
4. How about we split a bowl of bisara, baby. (Useful during the fasts.)
5. Lets get together for a midnight praises rendevous.
6. I love the way your patreshel hangs. (For use on deacons only)
7. That kerchief frames your faces so beautifully. (For use on women only)
8. Hey don’t I see you in Sunday School.
9. Whats your saint?
10. Hello sir, I’d like to marry your daughter. (For old school traditionalists)
Honorable mention: What are you wearing?
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