“Happiness can’t buy you money.”
– from “The Power of Positive Pessimism”
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An interesting depiction of the Bible (especially the section on the Law) (reader submitted link)
www.thebricktestament.com
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“For as the girdle cleaveth to the loins of a man, so have I caused to cleave unto me the whole house of Israel and the whole house of Judah, saith the LORD; that they might be unto me for a people, and for a name, and for a praise, and for a glory: but they would not hear.” (Jeremiah 13:11 KJV)
Commentary: Apparently Israel and the house of Judah were the Lord’s chosen for they served as the underwear of God. Most exgetical scholars believe it is underwear of a metaphysical nature, though it is a matter of heated debate whether they are boxers or briefs.
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Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles, yet the government denies their existence.
fun article on the ecumenical spirit
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“Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.”
.–Hungarian proverb
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Screw up the Deacons: Stand in the first row and sing as loud as you can but be either a beat too slow or a beat too fast and see how many you can throw off.
Cry Baby: If there is a little child that is looking at you see if you can make them cry (or if you want laugh) with just your facial expressions.
Find-a-Shoe: After you recieve communion as you go back to your seat take a random shoe and place by any random pew (just make sure there are not abouna’s shoes) and enjoy.
“Greek Chorus”: (based on the greek chorus from ancient plays) During the sermon (or anytime you feel like) just yell out “amen, ya rab” when Abouna says something you agree with.
Stuff It: See how many liturgy books, agpeyas, et c. you can stick in thoses book holders on the the back of the
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