TELEVISION AUTHORITIES will cancel the broadcast of all TV competitions that are not considered educational. Although competitions are very popular, officials have accused them of “not respecting viewers’ intellect”. (From Al Gumhurriya)
Then again, not:
A MAN who had been kicked by a donkey falsely accused his hated neighbor of hitting him on the head with a stick. The plan could have worked, except that the donkey had kicked him in his side, not on the head. (From Al Akhbar)
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1. Find prostitute, marry her. – (Hosea 1:1-3)
2. Have God create wife while sleeping. Note: this will cost you. – Adam (Gen 2:19-24)
3. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a wife. Get tricked into marrying the wrong girl. Then work another seven years for the girl you wanted to marry in the first place. That’s right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. – Jacob ( Genesis 29:15-30)
4. When you see someone you like, go home and tell parents, “I have seen a woman; now get her for me.” If your parents question your decision, simply say, “Get her for me. She’s the one for me.” – Samson (Judges 14:1-3)
5. Kill any husband and take his wife (Prepare to lose four sons) – David ( 2 Sam 11)
6. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter – David ( I Sam 18:27)
7. A wife? … NOT? – Paul ( 1 Corinthians 7:32-35)
thanx to p.k. for the post
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as told to me by a priest
If you look at the priest’s emma, you notice its sort of flat and has a small ridge around it. Whereas that of a bishop is nice and rounded. Originally the priest’s emma was nice and round like the bishop’s but through years of pressure from the hierarchy from above and from the congregation from below has smashed the priest’s emma flat and raised the ridge around the edge. The reason the bishop’s is still round despite potential pressure from below by the congregation there is no pressure from above because the only one above bishops is God and He is compassionate.
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I give up on working, the more I work the more I end up in debt so below is my personal solution:
Are you a career driven and/or wealthy woman and would love to come home to hot dinner? Then I’m your man.
Reasonably intelligent single man looking for single independant woman who dreams of having a house-husband. Can cook, clean, and do basic sewing. Have no problems staying home and raising the children (you’d have to do is give birth and if so desired breastfeed I will do everything else).. Drug/disease free. Serious Inquiries only.
P.S. This is a real offer. So Serious inquiries only.
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Sayedna
I learned the Pope is the Pope because he is bishop of Alexandria and not bishop of Alexandria because he is
Pope. If Alexandria were to sink in to the sea because of an earthquake or some other disaster (or the answering of the prayers of upper egyptians ; } Would the Pope stop being the Pope because he can’t be bishop of Alexandria anymore because it doesn’t exist hence his reason for being pope?
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Order Chinese takeout to be delivered to a second Chinese takeout place and watch the confusion on the delivery boy’s face
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“Whereupon they built a place of exercise at Jerusalem according to the customs of the heathen: And made themselves uncircumcised and departed from the holy covenant, and joined themselves to the heathens, and were sold to do evil.”
– 1 Maccabees 1:15,16
Interpertation: Apparently it was very difficult to join a health club in ancient Israel. One had to abandon God by physically (not spiritually see alternate translation below. Prepuce is another name for the foreskin) reversing his circumsion. OUCH! It leaves one to wonder where they got the prepuces from?
(And they built a gymnasium in Jerusalem, according to the laws of the nations: And they made themselves prepuces …)
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