There is an old Irish custom of young couples making love in the fields outside a house where there is wake or funeral going on, to show life is greater than death.
Author: mrnotso
Love vs. Lust
“Being loved is a great feeling, but being lusted after is not so bad a feeling either”
– unknown
Why, O Lord?
You know you’re screwed for life when wondering “Why me?” God answers “Because its fun.”.
Signposts Along the Way
You know you’re on the wrong path, when you’re the first person that clergy go to when they need a little a breaking and entering perpetrated.
The Prayer of the Nihilist (or of any sunday school servant)
“Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I die before I wake,
Thank you God.”
Cultural Pride
“You should proud to be Egyptian. They are the only people in all of history to successfully enslave the Jews.”
– Unnamed Servant in an Unnamed Church
Absolutely and Utterly Useless Trivia
Eskimos used the baculum of walruses as war clubs, called an oosik. The baculum is a bone found in the penises of many mammal species.
Heavenly Intercession
Your Grace,
My intercessor saint doesn’t seem to to anything for me, I see the my friend’s intecessors do things for them but nothing for me. Is there someone I can speak to register a complaint or file paperwork changing my saint.
Sayedna,
When we die and if we go to heaven, can we choose which heaven we go to? I mean if I go to heaven, I’d like to go to the Islamic heaven, they’ve got rivers of wine that doesn’t cause hangovers, endless feasts and naked servants of the opposite sex. That sound like a good time and I wouldn’t mind spending eternity there. Also, I mean if we’re already going to heaven, what difference does it matter, which one?
Definitions
Cynic: an idealist with bad luck
Good Idea/Bad Idea
Good Idea: Helping a friend, whose car ran out of gas, get a container of gas and put it in their car.
Bad Idea: Using the left over gasoline to make flaming designs on the ground (particularly if it is church property)
Not So Spiritual Words 