Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to be free
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore
This country always needs more Soylent Green

– from The Apocrypha Discordia

According to the contemporary Latin accounts of Julius Caesar’s murder, he did not say the famous “Et tu, Brute.” but rather the Greek phrase “Kai su teknon” (i.e. and you, my son)

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“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”

– unknown

Do you have what it takes to be the Falafel King (have no clue what possesses a person to create a a game based on falafel)

• Learn several curses in the language of the country you’re visiting. Pepper your convertsation with them to make yourself seem like a local.
• Find out the name of the local crime lord and drop his name when dealing with people you don’t quite trust, this way they’ll think your under his protection. (Don’t abuse this though because you become a victim of the crime lord’s hospitality)
• When bribing local law enforcement. Start at the top. Bribe as high as the chain of command that you can, this way way you bribe fewer people.
• Customs officials rarely have a sense of humor.
• That cute puppy you find on the street and want to take home with you is a giant rat.
• Travel to countries that are suffering from civil unrest, airfare and accommodations would be cheaper, besides you’d have interesting tales to tell upon your return.
• If you want what happens in Vegas (or whereever you go) to stay in Vegas (or whereever) don’t take hundreds of pictures of it and/or videotape it.