If satan had given Job a computer he would have surely cursed God then.
National Geographics
“Because of National Geographics Magazine, I was 14 years old before I learned not every naked woman carried a spear”
– David Brennar
Raising Hell
“Surely all hell has broken loose, for sure the gates of hades have opened. For no humans can make this noise.”
– His Grace Anba A.M.
Loophole in the Fast?
“The best vegetable is meat”
-Old Alsatian saying
Lost in Translation
When going out with your grandmother avoid Spanish neighborhoods, especially if she is hard of hearing and need to call out to her. (Apparently, the Egyptian for grandmother, teta, is the same as the Spanish for breast or tit)
Rock Bottom
You know you’re a loser, if you get fired from a volunteer position.
Unemployment
You know you’ve hit rock-bottom when you look through the obituaries for job openings.
Here Kitty, Kitty
Of all the animals in the Holy Bible, the cat is not mentioned at all. Proof God is a dog person.
Family Tree
Its an odd feeling when you notice that if your father had long hair, he’d look like a member of a popular heavy metal band. (It is cool yet disturbing feeling).
God Bless You?
What do you say to a priest or bishops who sneeze because you can’t say “Bless you” to them (ecclesiatic reason only the high ranking clergy member present can give a blessing)?
Not So Spiritual Words 