“When buying a pet and you want to have fun, ask the salesperson `So how do you cook it?’”
– unknown
Sweet Talking
Oddly enough, women don’t take being told, that they have great hips for child-bearing, as a complement.
The Whole Armor of God
You know things have gone horribly wrong with your sunday school class, when you find yourself coming to class more heavily armed each week.
Bored to Death
“And in a window sat a certain young man named Eutychus, who was sinking into a deep sleep. He was overcome by sleep; and as Paul continued speaking, he fell down from the third story and was taken up dead. ” Acts 20:9
Interpretation: Being saint does not mean a person is skilled in all things nor does a person have to be to become a saint (lucky thing). As we can see St. Paul was a writer of many deeply significant epistles, and yet a dull public speaker. He may have been the only man in history to literally bore a man to death.
Is That You God?
For those who have seen Monty Python & the Holy Grail (one of the best movies ever) is it me or does God look alot like Pope Kyrillos VI.
Reading
Your Grace,
I like to take reading material with me when I go to the bathroom. Is it wrong to be sitting on the toilet and reading the bible?
Retreat
Taking high school boys on a retreat is like “The Lord of the Flies” but without the loin clothes and conch shell.
Evolution
“On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let’s see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.”
– Unknown
Depression
Its depressing when your entire life can be summed up in a zolofft commercial
A Riddle
How many Egyptian adults does it take to make a cup of tea?
None, that whats the children are for.
Not So Spiritual Words 