Feb 14
Create a tamgeed for St. Valentine since one is lacking in the offices of the church (see our tutorial on how to write a mediha for help)
Do nothing since this another attempt at secular western consumerism to infiltrate our Coptic moral teachings with its cancer.
For singles have dinner with your parents and listen to them ask: why you are still single, don’t you love them enough to give them grandchildren, where they went horribly wrong in your upbringing, and what’s wrong with so&so, they come from a good family.
For married couples have dinner with your parents and listen to them ask: why don’t you love them enough to give them grandchildren (or more grandchildren), why don’t you visit more often and what are doing here you should be making more grandchildren.
Also for married couples, making the aforementioned grandchildren.
Using our patent pending Not So Spiritual Coptic Pickup lines
Using our patent pending Not So Spiritual Coptic rejections Lines in response to our patent pending Not So Spiritual CopticPickup lines
Buy and eat as much discount chocolate you can, LENT IS COMING*.
Have/Attend a special youth meeting in Church complete with a talk on purity and chastity and the evils of dating.
Give EgyMatch and Coptic Singles a second look.
Take a look at all the married couples around you in church and thank God if married you are as happy or happier than they are and if single thank God you are not as miserable as they are.
* Be proud if you got the geeky reference.
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