Though they may seems like an angelic choir standing in the front of the church, the diaconate is fraught with secret scandals and shames few laity ever become aware of. Here the intrepid investigators at Not So Spiritual breakdown the wall of secrecy revealing these secret shames for the world to see. Here is what we uncovered.
Can only read transliterated Coptic
Puts a sachet of incense in his vestment bag so it smells like he prayed more liturgies than he actually did.
(Knows the word sachet and how to pronounce it correctly. Something not right about that)
Does not listen to hymns or liturgies in the car
Does not own a single hymn tape
Has no idea how to properly fold his tonia
Does not really know any hymns but bays like a wolf during the long parts
Was never truly ordained but just started wearing a tonia because he heard girls like guys in tonias and since there really is not any sort of deacon id card no asked.
Likes to dress in priest vestment in secret
Tries to get girl’s numbers during processions
Is addicted to incense smoke
When the weather is really hot and the AC is not working well, takes his pants off underneath his tonia to cool off.
Will secretly start to play the drum solo from “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” on the def during Pekethronos
Suffers from an OCD compulsion to straighten everyone’s orarion (patrashel)
Tends to day dream and as result has accidentally set fire to the priest, other deacons and various items with a candle
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