2006 June

Jun 29

“When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

– Emo Phillips

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Jun 28

“Jesus died for our sins. Dare we make his sacrifice meaningless by not committing them? ”

– George Carlin

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Jun 26
  • Tell them Jesus was a Jew
  • Put a “Vote Islamic Brotherhood” bumper sticker on their car.
  • Accuse them of Protestantism.
  • Remind them of Exodus 12:35,36
  • Recite the liturgy along with abouna (good for pissing off everyone around you)
  • Tell them about the non-fasting ingredient in their food during the fasts.
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