A fun little article about Action Park. Remember Action Park?
Those of you who were not blessed with living in NJ or have ever gone Action Park, the article is not an exaggeration, if anything a little bit on the understated side. All those who ever been there would agree.
(link courtesy of d.h.)
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Mina Youssef Sawaris was greatly dismayed to have arrived home after work, to find his mother left him a message on his answering machine wishing him a Happy Jonah’s Feast. ” Why did I not receive the memo” he complained. “I mean if it is something as important to get its own fast and feast, there should be some sort of wide scale notification, mass e-mailing or phone call or something similar”. When informed that such things are church calendars. He replied a busy on the go physician, who is extremely successful and single, did not have time for calendars. Upon further pressing he conceded that if actually went to church he might know these things.
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* Not as romantic if their favorite hymn is Golgotha, Aripamevi or other Good Friday Hymn
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– Carl Zwanzig
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