Here is a flyer of a charitable organization I wholeheartedly support and you should do the same.
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Several Sunday School Kids: “Abouna you have to get rid of this servant. You can’t let him chaperone us on any more trips.”
Abouna: “Why?”
Kids: “He’s crazy. He has these knives and guns that shoot giant darts. He shot kyrillous and put traps to kill us. And almost stabbed us.”
Abouna: “Did you misbehave?”
Kids: “No way are you crazy. He’d shoot us and we’ll be dead.”
Abouna: “Good.”
This is actual dialog and not made up.
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After Sunday Services in St. Mercurius Church, a member of the congregation identified as Mohsen Abdou Zaki ran up to church hegumen Abouna Philemon and was heard shouting, “Haha, Its the Fifty Days and I can do whatever I want and you can touch me. Na nana na na.” He then proceeded to tear off his shirt and run up and down the length of the Church screaming “Woohoo, party time!” before exiting. When Abouna Philemon was aked for his reaction he gravely stated, “It is sad to see people discard all the spiritual gains they have made during the Great Lent.” He then quickly added “As soon as the Apostles’ Fast starts his butt is mine.”
For all those ladies who think men have an easier time in public bathrooms
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10285
(yes men do that sort of analysis)
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“This is not one of those churches, where we tear up pages from the bible, toss them in the air and yell Holy Spirit blizzard.”
– from SeaLab 2021
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Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to be free
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore
This country always needs more Soylent Green
– from The Apocrypha Discordia
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If you want to curse , use your own name.
– God
(From a random billboard in Jersey)
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All I Know if thats what Pascha is supposed to be I would made more of an effort to attend. Gives Passion Week a whole new meaning.
Thanks to d.s.m.f.
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