Mar 15
According to the contemorary Latin accounts of Julius Cesaer’s murder, he did not say the famous “Et tu, Brute.” but rather the greek phrase “Kai su teknon” (i.e. and you, my son)
A way to take of problems while keeping your hands clean:
http://hitman.us/main.html
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Mar 12
“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”
– unknown
Do you have what it takes to be the Falafel King (have no clue what possesses a person to create a a gane based on falafel)
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Mar 10
When at the blackjack table facing a pair of fives and wondering whether to double down or split.
When trying to figure where to dispose of the corpse
Deciding on a red or white wine with dinner
Which team to pick in the office pool.
Wondering whether to go with boxers or briefs
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Mar 08
A warning to all men during this upcoming lenten season. Soybeans, tofu, and all soy products have high levels of of estrogen (i.e. female sex hormone) analogs. Consuming large quantities of estrogen will cause feminization (which if you’re a woman is fine but a virile egyptian male (see Ezekiel 23:19,20 (NIV)) is a horrible thing.)
Advice if you want to take over the world:
http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
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Mar 04
“So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.”
– Bertrand Russell
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Mar 01
Learn several curses in the language of the country you’re visiting. Pepper your convertsation with them to make yourself seem like a local.
Find out the name of the local crime lord and drop his name when dealing with people you don’t quite trust, this way they’ll think your under his protection. (Don’t abuse this though because you become a victim of the crime lord’s hospitality)
When bribing local law enforcement. Start at the top. Bribe as high as the chain of command that you can, this way way you bribe fewer people.
Customs officials rarely have a sense of humor.
That cute puppy you find on the street and want to take home with you is a giant rat.
Travel to countries that are suffering from civil unrest, airfare and accommodations would be cheaper, besides you’d have interesting tales to tell upon your return.
If you want what happens in Vegas (or whereever you go) to stay in Vegas (or whereever) don’t take hundreds of pictures of it and/or videotape it.
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Not So Spiritual Words 