“Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He’s very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.”
– Stewie Griffin from “Family Guy”
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“Since most of what we regard as ‘civilization’ is an elaborate mating ritual–desperate attempts to attract, impress, and bed people we’re not already related to.”
– Dan Savage
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Your Grace,
Apparently women like men in uniform, including a tonia. How wrong is it to use the fact I’m a deacon to pick up women?
Sayedna,
Does seeing the picture of an ugly person naked negate the sin of seeing one of a beautiful person naked?
Sayedna,
I have a serious problem which noone has seemed to be able to help me with. I’m worried I may not find a solution. I hope you can. Here it is. A train leaves Cairo at 50 km/h heading towards Assyut and another train leaves Alexandria at the same time also heading to Assyut. How fast must the train from Alexandria travel to pass the train from Cairo at Beni Sweif?
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The purpose of exercise is to make one healthy and to extend their life. This only prolongs our sojourn in this world of which we are not part of and should have no part in. It only delays our return to our true home, the bosom of the Father.
Therefore exercise is not Chrisitian.
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A tremendous breach of Church tradition and practice occurred this past Good Friday when senior deacon, Hosni Attia who was in charge of the count, cut the count short by almost 100 Kyries. When confronted with this grave error, he denied it immediately. Despite his denial, his accusers persisted; Hosni eventually admitted his error when he realized denials only served to make him later for his dinner of tamiya and nabit. His excuse was early on in the count, he became distracted when as he states, “In front of me was a very fat out of shape deacon who tried to do metonias for every Kyrie Eleison. It was funny to see him huff and puff and turn red and then just fall over gasping. At this point I started to laugh but I knew I had to control my self on this somber day. But it was too late I lost count so I estimated where we were.” Apparently, he kept remembering the scene, becoming distracted, losing count and misestimating. “The devil fights the faithful the hardest these holiest of days” he offered as way of justification.
(thanx to g.a.m. for idea)
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Not So Spiritual Words 