2002 October

Oct 18

When told there is no “i” in team.
Reply there is one in unity.

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Oct 17
  • Not matter how many Butterfinger bars you bite into, no one will passionately kiss you because of that.
  • If you are a screw-up drinking Molson does not make everything right, but only a drunk screw-up.
  • No matter how many times you end alone with a member of the opposite sex in an elevator, nothing happens. Nothing.
  • A mail-order diploma does not lead to fun fulfilling career in TV/VCR repair, Data entry, et c.
  • Ron Popiel (maker of hundreds informercial apppliances) is not the second coming
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    Oct 15

    Once a diamond is removed from the conditions which formed it, entropy causes its crystalline structure to deteriorate. Basically every diamond you see is ever so slowly reverting to coal.

    Unfortunately, telling this little fact to a woman after handing her a piece of coal set in a ring and telling her it was a diamond when you bought the ring, doesn’t work.

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    Oct 08

    “My breasts have never done anyone any harm, while (Osama) bin Laden’s war has caused thousands of victims.”

    – La Ciccolina, former Member of Italian Parliament/Pornstar

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