Sayedna,
On the way home from grocery shopping I was listen to liturgy on tape in the car when I noticed there was a loaf of bread in the back seat. Now I don’t know if its transformed to the Body of Christ or not. Please help.
(submitted by p.k.)
Your Grace
On a retreat, we braided the beard of our abouna while he was napping and took pictures. We thought it was harmless fun until he forbade us from recieving the sacraments until we give him all copies of the pictures and negatives. We think this is unfair, its not like we shaved off his beard (we decided against that). Whats your opinion?
Your Grace,
I’m convinced my entire Sunday School class is possessed. There is no way any human being can act the way they do in church, I mean the devil had more respect to God in the Book of Job than these children do. Other sunday school teachers have literally run screaming from the room never to return to the Coptic Orthodox church again. As a result I am convinced their possesion is so total that the only solution is to have my entire class burnt at the stake. Please advise.
You Grace,
There must be an effort in the church to introduce the parents to unique names for their children. In my sunday school class I have 6 Kyrillouses, 4 Minas and 3 Marks. I even seen families where every daugther was named Maryann. And calling the children by their last name doesn’t help because 3/4 the church is either Hanna or Gerges. This is leading to mass confusion in the church. Can your Grace help us with a solution.
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“Two things you need about in life, women and booze. Each by themselves have the makings of a good time but mixing the two makes you a dumbass.”
– Red Forman from “That 70s Show”
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God smiles down upon many with good fortune, as for me He smirks.
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“I’m shoked at some of these bible stories, some of these images are so violent and terrifying I’m afraid they’d traumitize the youngsters. So I took the liberty of editing them, for instance “Daniel in the Lion’s Den”. I changed it to “Daniel in the Petting Zoo”.”
– adapted from “Kudzu” comic strip
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Recents studies have shown marathon running is bad for the heart by overstressing it and on the other hand drinking beer is good for the heart may even reduce risks of certain cancers.
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You know how everyone says “May God reward you.”; well does the Church have a special office in charge of disbursements, where one can go to get an cash advance on his/her heavenly reward.
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When your mother says you are free to do whatever you want; you ARE NOT! Its a trap!!!! Do exactly what she wants or you will pay a dear price for it. (N.B. this also applies for wives)
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“Prolonged exposure to women causes mental disorientation and physical confusion.”
– from “Ed, Edd, & Eddy”
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1285 – Philip III of France died of the plague.
1796 – Spain declared war on Britain in the Napoleonic Wars.
1859 – An arsonist sets fire inside New York City’s iron and glass Crystal Palace, the most presitigious museum in the U.S. at the time. It burns to the ground, causing $2M damage and destroying thousands of priceless artifacts.
1859 – An arsonist sets fire inside New York City’s iron and glass Crystal Palace, the most presitigious museum in the U.S. at the time. It burns to the ground, causing $2M damage and destroying thousands of priceless artifacts.
1877 – After marching for more than 1,400 miles and confronting 2,000 US soldiers along the way, Chief Joseph surrendered with starving remnant of Nez Perce people.
1930 – The British airship R101 crashed on its first flight at Allonne, near Beauvais, France, killing 48 of its 54 passengers.
1942 – German engineer Herman Graebe witnesses a Nazi mass execution in the Ukraine.
1942 – America’s ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’, George M. Cohan, died at age 64.
1954 – Blaming “conflicting career demands” for the breakup of their 9-month marriage, screen actress Marilyn Monroe filed suit for divorce in Santa Monica, California, against baseball star Joe DiMaggio on grounds of mental cruelty
1970 – Anwar Sadat was nominated to succeed Gamal Abdel Nasser as president of Egypt.
1994 – Almost 50 members of the Order of the Solar Temple sect died in two suicide fires in Switzerland.
1998 – Infamous David Letterman stalker, Margaret Ray, age 46, committed suicide by kneeling in front of a train in Colorado.
1999 – In a move reminiscent of a strange combination of Nazi crimes committed against Gypsies and the postwar construction of the Berlin Wall, the town of Usti nad Labem in the Czech Republic begins construction of a wall to separate a portion of its Gypsy population away from more respectable folks.
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Never play Russian roulette with an automatic, it takes all the fun out of the game. (or just make sure you go last.)
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