For those who have seen Monty Python & the Holy Grail (one of the best movies ever) is it me or does God look alot like Pope Kyrillos VI.
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Your Grace,
I like to take reading material with me when I go to the bathroom. Is it wrong to be sitting on the toilet and reading the bible?
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Taking high school boys on a retreat is like “The Lord of the Flies” but without the loin clothes and conch shell.
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“On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let’s see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.”
– Unknown
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Its depressing when your entire life can be summed up in a zolofft commercial
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How many Egyptian adults does it take to make a cup of tea?
None, that whats the children are for.
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Why is it mothers don’t ever remember hitting you but yet can remember the something you did wrong 20 years ago to the minutest detail?
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“I have no problem subsidizing someone who sits on a couch all day reading magazines and watching television, because frankly we need people like that, but to over-educated yourself out of any hope of employement, I take issue.”
– from “Absolutely Fabulous”
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“[Mormon forefathers] believed, as we do now, that plural (i.e. polygamous) marriages is one of the experiences you should have to become like God, who has more than one wife himself.”
– Anne Wilde, mormon author
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Its never ever a good sign when riding in a car with a priest and he suddenly starts driving very slow and staring at you in response to something you said.
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Not So Spiritual Words 