When going out with your grandmother avoid Spanish neighborhoods, especially if she is hard of hearing and need to call out to her. (Apparently, the Egyptian for grandmother, teta, is the same as the Spanish for breast or tit)
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“Twice-cooked cabbage is death”
– St. Basil the Great
(yes, THE St. Basil the Great, the selfsame who wrote the Divine Liturgy)
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You know you’re a loser, if you get fired from a volunteer position.
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You know you’ve hit rock-bottom when you look through the obituaries for job openings.
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Of all the animals in the Holy Bible, the cat is not mentioned at all. Proof God is a dog person.
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Its an odd feeling when you notice that if your father had long hair looks, he looks like a member of a popular heavy metal band. (It is cool yet disturbing feeling).
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What do you say to a priest or bishops who sneeze because you can’t say “Bless you” to them (ecclesiatic reason only the high ranking clergy member present can give a blessing)?
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Not So Spiritual Words 