Watch at the end of the liturgy when Abouna sprays the water, there will be several bald men who will rub it all over their heads, yet none with hair will.
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The reason its traditional to eat kolkassia aka olass (or named malanga in market) on the feast of the Theopany is it symbolic of St. John the Baptist or more accurately his head. It is roughly round, the size of a head, and hairy; so one could see the parrallel between it and a human head. I did not make this up, it was told to me by a wise old sage (maybe the person wasn’t a sage and maybe not so wise but the person was definitely old). This sort of ties in to a traditional saying/superstition for the feast “Whoever does not eat kolkassia on the feast of the Theophany will wake up without a head” (Okay it looses something in the translation; it rhymes in Arabic)
Happy Theophany (or is it Merry Theophany)
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have lustful thoughts about her. The problem is she is the daughter of my
father of confession and i am very afraid to tell him for what he would do
to me. What should i do?
church for the liturgy. This has added an hour and a half traveling time
to church. I won’t believe my Teta is a liar or ignorant. But I need a
solution because I can’t afford the gas required to go to church anymore.
My friend says his abouna can beat up my abouna. I say no way, my
abouna is so strong he can baptise babies with with one hand. Is there a
way to settle this argument. I know it is absurd to have them fight but
is it possible to have a a wieghtlifting contest or something similar.
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Have you ever stopped and couldn’t remember why you’re carrying around a noose in your pocket? I know I have.
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When a there’s a cute girl smiling at you and giggling, make sure its not because your fly is open.
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To Dream the Impossible
The ant walked about
Minding his own buisness.
When came a human lout,
Causing the ant much distress
For upon the ant, his foot fast descending
So to God the ant prayed
Then and there his life would have been ending
Had not his prayer been answered
And the ant walked off happy
Scraping human off his foot.
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In making a magic carpet, one needs a virgin girl to weave a carpet of white new wool in the hour of the sun, when the moon is full and the sun is in Capricorn. . .
– Shah “Occultism, Its Theory & Practice”
P.S.So if there are any virgins, who own sheep and weave rugs, interested please contact me for a business opportunity ; }
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“Glory to God in the highest, peace on earth to men of goodwill.”
Luke 2:14
(What, can’t I send a nice normal message once and a while)
(Okay, you’re right I can’t, some might say I miss quoted above but I didn’t. This is one of the little idiosyncrisies of various English translations of the the Bible where they use an improper translation of Luke 2:14. The above is based on the original Greek and backed up by the Latin version.)
P.S. Merry Christmas
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Erbici (spelled e, ro, beta, iota, sima, iota) is Coptic for Cannabis sativa, a.k.a. hemp or marijuana
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Not So Spiritual Words 