Pythagoras of ancient Greece forbade his followers to eat fava beans because, according to legend, they were said to contain the souls of the dead.
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If you cannot get someone to love you, pity is an acceptable substitute.
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Why is it that when people speak to a non-native speaker of English, they’ll talk with an accent, as if that would make things clearer to the non-native speaker.
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taken from the Annals of Improbable Research
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Why is it that Egyptian men die before their wives?
There is no divorce in the Church.
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1. How about you and me make a couple of Sunday school students?
2. So you pray here, often?
3. Hey baby, I’ve got a tamiya sandwich with your name on it. (Effective during fasts)
4. Want to see my cross?
5. I know a nice youth meeting/bible study we can go to.
6. I love a man in a tunia. (For use on deacons, obviously)
7. (Serenade the person with their favorite selections from tasbiha)
8. I got a bible verse I know you’ll like.
9. I’m a US citizen (Highly effective in Egypt)
10. I’m a doctor and finished/working on my equivalency.
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How many Egyptians does it take to change a light bulb?
6
2 to argue how it should be done.
1 to reminesce about how light bulbs were changed in Egypt in the old days.
1 to complain about how the job is being done
1 to actually change it.
1 to make tea for everyone involved.
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People who talk to themselves can’t find intelligent conversation elsewhere.
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