Why is it when abouna sprays water at the end of the liturgy, people fight to get wet; yet refuse to exit the church when its raining, i.e. God sprinkling the water?
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Sayedna,
When my church does skits, I always play the part of a priest. It is a very realistic looking costume and make up. Sometimes after the skit, I go out walking the streets or visit a different church while still dressed as a priest. People come up to me, greet me, ask me to pray for them. I pray for them. And sometimes I’ve even fooled priests. I don’t do
any sacraments or anything other than pray for people dressed as a priest. Is this so wrong?
Anba Moussa,
My family thinks I am crazy because the archangel Michael appears to me nightly and speaks to me. Even when I showed them proof by getting a feather from the wing of the archangel michael, they were not convinced. How can I prove to them this is true?
Sayedna,
I teach Sunday School and many parents are upset with me. They don’t think it proper that I sneak into their children’s bedroom late at night dressed as the devil to scare their child to be good. I do this because of my love for the children. How can I convince the parents, what I do is correct?
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What I’ve learned in life is that you can’t make someone love you but you could stalk them in hopes that they’d panic and give in.
– Unknown
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TEN THINGS NEVER, EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD BE SAID TO A PRIEST
DURING CONFESSION, IF YOU VAULUE YOUR LIFE AND AFTERLIFE.
1. You know all the ten commandment, well forget about it.
2. You tell me something first.
3. Yeah I’m drunk, you got a problem with that. OR I had a joint before to help lossen me up.
4. Do you mind if I bring a sheesha in next time.
5. It all started when I was 2 … (a.k.a. telling him your life story, again)
6. What do you mean its a sin to own a brothel.
7. Abouna you might want a stiff drink before you hear this.
8. Stop blowing on my head, you’re messing up my hair.
9. Hey are you listening to my at all, stop playing with your cross.
10. Sorry, I didn’t know that was your daughter (or son).
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2. My agapia or yours?
4. How about we split a bowl of bisara, baby. (Useful during the fasts.)
5. Lets get together for a midnight praises rendevous.
6. I love the way your patreshel hangs. (For use on deacons only)
7. That kerchief frames your faces so beautifully. (For use on women only)
8. Hey don’t I see you in Sunday School.
9. Whats your saint?
10. Hello sir, I’d like to marry your daughter. (For old school traditionalists)
Honorable mention: What are you wearing?
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