Changes in Church Rites Rejected by the Holy Synod

  • AC/DC’s “Back in Black” to be sung during the “Rites of Reception of a New Priest” if he was originally a member of the congregation.
  • Deacon’s stole (aka patrashel) to come in a variety of colors to show which crew he rolls with.
  • Scented oils to be used for andeel prayers.
  • Allow the use of strobes, laser lights and smoke pots during the Resurrection play during Easter liturgy.
  • Open buffet set up for communion to speed things up for large congregations.
  • Time stamping the congregation as they enter to know if the arrived prior to the Gospel.
  • Priest and deacons to lipsync to previously recorded liturgies.

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