Starving Exchange Student

The militant Copt feels a need to comment on a news scandal sweeping the Coptic community, about an exchange student starving nearly to death while starving with a Coptic family. First this would have never occurred if he had stayed with a Sa’idi family, the opposite news article would have occurred, where he would have ended up dying of morbid obesity. Second of all, who has ever lost that much weight during a fast, You have older gentleman in church with guts large enough to hide a small family of Cambodian refugees in, fasting does nothing to make it disappear. Also if that was the case we would not have overweight monks. Also he was only there during advent fast (and possibly St. Mary’s) what a wimp, any child can do that standing on his head. Daniel was able to eat beans and gain weight. Also he was staying Alexandria and couldn’t get fish? I think this was a case of anti-coptic snobbery where he felt he was too good to eat our humble fare of foul, the food of the pharaohs. That our leeks, garlic, onions and melons of which the children of Israel were willing to forsake God for, were not good enough for his fast food swilling palate. He was probably paid off by the Islamic Brotherhood to starve himself to bring worldwide negative attention to the Copts and our pious zeal in fasting. He should be forced to live on mish and moloha for a year to know the greatness of Egyptian cuisine.

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