- Celebrate it like they did in Ancient times. Show up at the home of that special girl in your life dressed in the skins of a freshly sacrificed goat (to whom you sacrifice the goats is up to you) whipping her with bloody strips of the goat skins.
- Steal for the relics of St. Valentines give them to that special someone. Whats more Valentine’s Day than the guy its named after.
- Get martyred. Nothing says I love you more than dying for someone (besides its biblical).
- Stalk that special someone hoping they panic and agree to marry you. (Ladies, Mr. Right could be standing outside your bedroom window right now)
- Play cupid for your friends and leave “romantic” phone message or emails on their behalf
- See if monasteries/convents have openings (why not, its cheaper than marriage and better for your soul)
Not So Spiritual Words 