Yet Even More More Coptic Pick-up Lines

• Hey, baby, your body makes me want to scream aiernobi* all night long.
• Want to make your next confession a little more interesting.
• You really know how to fill out a tonia (for use on guys obviously)
• You’re so hot I could light a censer with you.

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* trans I have sinned