“When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
– Emo Phillips
“When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
– Emo Phillips
Not So Spiritual Words 