- Tell them Jesus was a Jew
- Put a “Vote Islamic Brotherhood” bumper sticker on their car.
- Accuse them of Protestantism.
- Remind them of Exodus 12:35,36
- Recite the liturgy along with abouna (good for pissing off everyone around you)
- Tell them about the non-fasting ingredient in their food during the fasts.
Not So Spiritual Words 