- I would fast a whole year straight for you.
- I was on my way to the monastery till I saw you.
- You hear that, its my heart playing * when I’m with you.
- Hi I’m a doctor (works wonders on the mothers.)
- So whose your favorite pope?
- How about we meet up for Complines?
* Not as romantic if their favorite hymn is Golgotha, Aripamevi or other Good Friday Hymn
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