Several Sunday School Kids: “Abouna you have to get rid of this servant. You can’t let him chaperone us on any more trips.”
Abouna: “Why?”
Kids: “He’s crazy. He has these knives and guns that shoot giant darts. He shot kyrillous and put traps to kill us. And almost stabbed us.”
Abouna: “Did you misbehave?”
Kids: “No way are you crazy. He’d shoot us and we’ll be dead.”
Abouna: “Good.”
This is actual dialog and not made up.
Not So Spiritual Words 