Signs You Pissed Off God

You find a giant flaming hand writing on your bedroom wall, and when finished it proceeds to smack you upside the head.
Icons in church stick their tongue out at you.
When you pray, you hear the sounds of snickering.
You find yourself being taken captive by Babylonians, despite the fact that the Babylonian empire hasn’t existed for thousands of years.
The old women in church repeatedly assault you.
You pray for death yet none comes, only a series of painful near misses.
The devil wants nothing to do with you.