After Sunday Services in St. Mercurius Church, a member of the congregation identified as Mohsen Abdou Zaki ran up to church hegumen Abouna Philemon and was heard shouting, “Haha, Its the Fifty Days and I can do whatever I want and you can touch me. Na na na na na.” He then proceeded to tear off his shirt and run up and down the length of the Church screaming “Woohoo, party time!” before exiting. When Abouna Philemon was asked for his reaction he gravely stated, “It is sad to see people discard all the spiritual gains they have made during the Great Lent.” He then quickly added “As soon as the Apostles’ Fast starts his butt is mine.”
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