“For as the girdle cleaveth to the loins of a man, so have I caused to cleave unto me the whole house of Israel and the whole house of Judah, saith the LORD; that they might be unto me for a people, and for a name, and for a praise, and for a glory: but they would not hear.” (Jeremiah 13:11 KJV)
Commentary: Apparently Israel and the house of Judah were the Lord’s chosen for they served as the underwear of God. Most exgetical scholars believe it is underwear of a metaphysical nature, though it is a matter of heated debate whether they are boxers or briefs.
Not So Spiritual Words 