Screw up the Deacons: Stand in the first row and sing as loud as you can but be either a beat too slow or a beat too fast and see how many you can throw off.
Cry Baby: If there is a little child that is looking at you see if you can make them cry (or if you want laugh) with just your facial expressions.
Find-a-Shoe: After you recieve communion as you go back to your seat take a random shoe and place by any random pew (just make sure there are not abouna’s shoes) and enjoy.
“Greek Chorus”: (based on the greek chorus from ancient plays) During the sermon (or anytime you feel like) just yell out “amen, ya rab” when Abouna says something you agree with.
Stuff It: See how many liturgy books, agpeyas, et c. you can stick in thoses book holders on the the back of the
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