Official Prayer Declaration

“Please let those who did not come this week come next week” has been declared by the Holy Synod as the official prayer of Sunday School. Due to its universality, it is prayed in every church Sunday School class by at least three children every Sunday. Also cited as a reason for their decision is the “miraculous nature” of the prayer. No one is taught the prayer yet everyone knows it. A close second for consideration was “Thank you for everything. The end.”

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