When standing in church with a few people (best no clergy are present or involved) start staring or looking often towards the front of the church. Pick any point ( above and to the side of the entrance of the sanctuary is good). Just keep turning or looking in that direction eventually some will ask what you’re looking at. Point the area out and start describing something very vague. i.e.”I don’t know how to describe it. I just know it wasn’t there before. Its kind of like a hazy or cloudy patch right over there.” et. c. But do not be very descriptive or insistent. Be very casual and skeptical of what you’re supposed to be seeing, people would be more likely believe you then. Because of the power of suggestion some people will start to see the “apparition”. Being Egyptian they will repeat the story to friends and family with some embellishment and within a week or two someone who was not there will be telling you how they happened ro be in church that day when the heavens open and the saint du jour appeared.
Alternative: If you are very good with Photoshop or other photo editing software and have a digital camera. When taking pictures that you will be giving someone else. Alter one subtly, such as if there is a crowd scene maybe there happens to be saint hiding in the crowd or alter a cloud to look like someone/something. When giving the person the photos don’t mention anything or act as if you know anything. Have them notice it for themselves
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