– Hey you wanna make your next confession more exciting?”
– Ask to borrow their agpeya/bible and slip your number into it.
– “I wish you were my Sunday School teacher, because I bet you can teach me a thing or two.”
– “I have some holy oil, if you want to be anointed.”
– “I can help have your mother stop nagging you about marriage.”
– “I’ve fasted and prayed for three days and the Lord has sent you to me.”
– “Didn’t I see you during the Easter procession?”
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