Ascetic Eye for the Lay Guy
With 5 monks give lay men a monastic makeover.
Fashion Monk: You have many pieces of beautiful designer clothing get rid of them. The nature of an ascetics clothing should such that if he leaves it on the side of the road no one would look at them.
Food & Wine Monk: I’ve taken the liberty of emptying out your refrigerator and pantry. Here’s a loaf of bread and a gallon of water, I’ll be back next week and give you another loaf and more water.
Culture Monk: Its evil, the entire world is filled evil there’s little of benefit in it. Its best just to lock yourself in your room and pray.
Design Monk: You have many interesting piece of art around your apartment. They too distracting so, we going to move you into a crypt and seal you in there so you can meditate.
Grooming Monk: Why care for your outward appearance will you get into heaven because you have nice highlights? Besides what kind of man has highlights except those of questionable morals?
Not So Spiritual Words 