Questions from Kids that Make Sunday School Teachers Uneasy

• Do abounas have sex? (and other various follow up questions)
• How did the stylites* go to the bathroom?
• My daddy doesn’t do that, does that mean he’s going to hell?
• Are you really Christian?
• Come on now, you can’t really believe that stuff?
• What happens if abouna finds out your dating his daughter?
• Why doesn’t my pet go to heaven?
• Can I go to hell if I go to heaven first and find it boring?
• Why aren’t you married?

* Stylites were a group of 4th & 5th century ascetics mainly in Palestine and Syria who lived on top of pillars.