- Never use a machete as a back-scratcher. (By the same token unless you live in the jungles you don’t need a machete)
- You can not make an entire meal of sauerkraut straight from the bag.
- A bow and arrows are for outdoor use only, especially if all the walls in your apartment are sheetrock.
- If the bleeding hasn’t stopped in 30 minutes, you should seek a medical attention.
- If the bleeding stopped but you can see bone or internal organs you should seek medical attention.
- Even if you own sutures, its not advisable you do them yourself.
- Expiration dates are not a suggestion.
- It is best to refrain from eating things directly from the can.
- Dishes should not need to become fungal cultures before washing.
- Never when asked by a woman about her appearance answer in the negative.
Not So Spiritual Words 