“Mobius strippers never show you their backsides.”
– unknown
In case you didn’t get that bit of nerd humor heres an excerpt from a real scientific journal.
“While the putative mode of action of ajoene is enticing enough to warrant further studies, at present we are far from understanding the molecular basis for the reputed anti-vampire action of garlic in the Middle Ages. Unfortunately, we could not obtain the most desired test system for antivampire activity. Vampires may now be extinct, and a search for the anti-vampire activity in garlic must await development of suitable analytical tools.”
Kumar Jain M., Apitz-Castro R.; Trends in Biochemical Science 12(1987):252-254.
Not So Spiritual Words 