- The have no beard to play with while taking confessions.
- The emma (priest’s hat) gives them a bad case of hat hair.
- They’ll nag single congregation members to get married and married ones to have children.
- Every sermon is a guilt trip on how you don’t come to church enough, don’t call God and to stop slouching.
- During confession will remind you of things you did 15-20 years ago.
- Would force deacons to have ironed their tunias before each liturgy.
- Deacons would never be able to match priest’s voice pitch.
- Priests would start wearing flower-prints
Not So Spiritual Words 