- Wet Tonia contests
- Priests Gone Wild, where they take their emma off in the presence of the Pope (a big no-no if you didn’t know)
- People throwing leather crosses at flashers.
- Everybody just standing around drinking eparcha (communion wine) from plastic Solo cups.
- Women just whipping off their kerchiefs for plastic beads.
- Men waking up in a tonia not knowing how they got there or became deacons for that matter.
- Abouna praying liturgy from a parade float
Not So Spiritual Words 