- Piss Off the Parents
- Afraid of Women
- Unlucky with Women
- Wish to change your name
- Never joined a club before
- Black makes you look slimmer
- A beard would make you look distinguished
- The only place where bearded arab men can hang out in large groups and not arouse suspicion
- Girls like guys in uniform
- It would be cool to eat fool mudemis year round
- Desire super powers from God
- Hope to be included in a new edition of “Paradise of the Fathers”
- Alway wanted to see your own funeral
- Need a career change
Not So Spiritual Words 