The management at Not So Spiritual Words understands the whole church going experience can be a tad dull so we’ve come up with ways to add a little excitement to it:
- Trip the lead deacon carrying the cross in a procession and watch them all fall like dominoes.
- Try to bite abouna’s fingers as he gives you communion, things get really exciting if you succeed.
- Bring a tape of your favorite liturgy and play in sync with the actually liturgy.
- Read the church bulletin board, there are probably enough misspellings and malaprops to keep one amused for hours
- Bring a small water gun with you and when abouna is spraying people, while the congregation looking at him squirt them in the back of the head and watch their suprise at the “miracle”.
- Move peoples shoes around.
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